Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Is there a better sports writer out there today than Bill Simmons? I think not. And don't come at me with that Easterbrook, Wilbon shite. Exhibit A:
I like T-Mac, but he isn't a sophisticated enough offensive player to play with someone like Yao. None of these guys are. It's a shame. It's like watching one of the guys from Phish playing in Ashlee Simpson's band.I think Simmons should be designated Sports Columnist Laureate of the United States (SCLOTUS). For those of ya'll who are productive members of the white collar workforce, here's a terrific morning bathroom break for ya'll: Print out Simmon's latest column and head into the most comfy stall. Sit and enjoy.