Tuesday, December 14, 2004
I'm currently working on paper number 3 (African American Studies department). It's due tomorrow and I've written - er - zero pages as I'm still formulating my paper. Doh. I'm leaning towards writing 15 pages on a critical response to Roger Sanjek's contention that increased intermarriages between Asians and whites in the United States points toward Asians larger societal conversion from "race" to "ethnicity" as the Europeans experienced throughout American history. *cough*bullshit*cough Most problematic to his argument is that in his data analysis, he never differentiates gender...which is idiotic. I don't know how a journal editor could let that slide. Anyhoo, so my paper will be part-gender/feminist studies with critical race analysis. But I'm finding it supremely troubling that the song that I'm listening to repeatedly because it's got a good beat and is keeping me focused is....Xzibit's hit anthem, particularly with the FCC, titled, "Choke Me, Spank Me." There's something bizarre about reading and pondering feminist theories to the following lyrics:
[Chorus: girl - repeat 4X] Choke me, spank me, pull my hair [Xzibit] Cinnamon, with a taste of honey, it ain't funny When she walk in the room, I can't help actin a fool I know what she like, she act right She act like she ain't gon' survive the night without my dick all up in her ass, so quick, so fast I see her twin towers and I'm ready to crash Walk around naked witcha beautiful ass Who the fuck taught ya how to move that fast? It took time to perfect the stroke, by any note Maybe we really don't need to drink and smoke And just try a new position, perfect your dick kissin Bang on your G-spot 'til your (voice is missin) [Interlude: Xzibit - repeat 2X] I don't want to love, you I just want to fuck, you You should bring your friends, through I'll fuck you and them, too [Chorus] [Xzibit] I work hard when I'm breakin your back, my lil' nyphomaniac Suck it, swallow it, down the hatch It ain't a game when she givin me brain, she doin her thang I'm up all night but I never complain I don't, waste no time with makeup lines I just, look in her eyes and read the signs A lot of dudes wanna pull on her arm Cause her ass and titties light up a room like a major city Just look how she fit in them jeans, it ain't fair She get off too quick, when I pull on her hair I'm the only nigga that can take you there I ain't the only one fuckin and I don't care! She come through with a couple of friends, a couple bottles of gin And then, that's where the party begins And I'm the only nigga that's around for blocks Baby get on top, and don't you stop! [Interlude] [Xzibit] I know you love the way I'm diggin it out I know it's hard to talk with all this dick in your mouth Menage-a-trois, for moi, let's figure this out I drink your Hennesey fifth, let's work the shit out She don't gotta cheat cause it's a waste of her time She'll never find another dick that's bigger than mine Hands and knees side by side, I hit from behind Flip it up, givin a fuck, we fuck all night Bottom line, when I straighten your spine I'm gon' find spots that ain't been hit and blow your mind Get in line, bitches stay on the grind, cause I'm on mines Redecorate your hips and lips and thighs Ain't surprised you can be so pretty and be so nasty Ass in the air like a pass to Grassi It's a, thin line between hoes and women And close my dick with a hat and change the linenMy classes are definitely choking and most certainly spanking me. Thank you, sir. May I have another.